July 2008

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Former Charger safety Terrence Kiel was killed late Friday after he was thrown from a Chevy sedan he was driving. He was 27 years old.

A witness saw Terrence Kiel driving the wrong way down a road before his 2004 Chevy sedan rolled near an intersection in Scripps Ranch, a part of San DiegoTerrence Kiel was ejected from his car, and was barely breathing when paramedics reached him and he died about an hour later. Friends had tried to keep Terrence Kiel from driving home from the party. It is not known whether Kiel had been under the influence of drugs or alcohol until toxicology tests were performed.
A second-round pick from Texas A&M in the 2003 NFL draft, Kiel has been out of the league since the Chargers released him after a guilty plea to a felony drug charge in February 2007.

Spotted at Bring In Da Noize

VH1's resident bafoon Slava Slave just managed to lower my opinion of his coonish ass yet again. Slave was interviewed in the

latest issue of Complex Magazine, where he confessed to losing his virginity at the age of six.

Excerpt:

Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?

Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.

Complex: Really?

Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes. Complex: How uh…when was this?

Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.

Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?

Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Complex: Really?

Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we

were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.

Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now. [Laughs] Yessir!

--Can't do nothin but shake my damn head!

Mattel Inc. has created the limited-edition AKA Centennial Barbie, the first Barbie based on any sorority. The doll, outfitted in a pink and green evening gown, matching jeweled shoes and gold jewelry, honors the Chicago-headquartered sorority, the first established by black women at Howard University in 1908. Since then the sorority has inducted
about 200,000 members.

Big Shaq was spotted over the holidays gettin cozy with his resident sackchaser..errr um estranged wife Shaunie in the Canary Islands. Looks like a reconciliation may be in the works. Hey I feel you Shaq, its cheaper to keep her.

photo property of Mick Tobyn

Especially when you have chicks like Superhead and now Superhead 2.0 -aka-Alana Wyatt blowing up your spot and releasing tell-all books. In case your not familiar with Alana she's a video hoe turned housewife who married Mos Def back in 2005 and tthey're divorcing. Alana is dropping a new peen sucking manual [copyright-Fresh] posing as a "cautionary tale" in which she blows the whistle on a handful of pro athletes including Jermaine O'neal, Antawn Jamison and of course Shaq. Check out the video below if you have 37 minutes to kill and listen to Alana ramble on and on on the Dirty in the Beest radio show.

Rumor has it that Kanye's picked up a new boo...a jailbait boo as a matter of fact.The industry is all abuzz with the news that Kanye is dating teenage supermodel Chanel Iman. Supposedly they've been hanging tight over the last couple of months.

Now I'm one to judge (wait that's a BOLD face lie, why else would I blog?), but this
chickadee is barely 18 and Yeezy is clearly the big 3-0. From noe on I'm giving Kanye my "Chris Matthews, To Catch A Predator" side eye! Where's her mama and daddy?

So while I'm out and about in NYC, I pass a gentleman who hands me a flyer, obviously this happens to me about 20 times a day, but what caught my attention was what was on the front of said flyer. It was advertising a S-A-L-E at none other than the Louis Vuitton store in Brooklyn! What???? My mind starts racing, but I play it cool, because of course he's just a guy handing out flyers, he can't possibly grasp the extremity of this, or truly appreciate my excitement. I mean any real hardcore shopper knows that Louis DOES NOT do sales! Ever! So I decide to call the store and get more info, before I just drop on by, and guess what?...It was BOGUS! No such sale! I'm pissed. Who jokes about high-end, finely hand crafted apparel? I'll tell you who...the devil!

Well the devil and a man named Filip Noterdaeme. He is also the man behind the Homeless Museum of Art. He's distributed hundreds of the flyers advertising the discounted sale at the Louis Vuitton Store, inside the Murakami exhibit at the Brooklyn Museum of Art. And what exactly is his explanation for this hurtful f*ckery?

"I am only suggesting visitors ask for a special discount... My goal with this action is to confer to museum visitors the absurdity of a bluntly commercial enterprise infiltrating an art museum."

--To quote Charlotte York-Goldenblatt "I curse the day you were born Filip!" and I mean that ish!

Homeless Museum

Almost everyone remembers Usher's first bitch-made henpecked move after getting with Maneka was to fire mother/long-time manager Jonetta Patton right before Mother's Day 2007.

Usher tried to backpeddle in a recent interview with "VIBE" magazine: "I decided to not fire, not get rid of, but to give [my mother] the ultimate compliment — to retire her to be a full-time grandmother."

Yeah whatever. Well I guess Jonetta's coming back to the game like Jordan wearing the 4-5 since Usher's album "Here I Stand" isn't doing nearly as well as he had hoped.

Grammy-nominated Rev. Wright was critically injured in a car crash that killed co-pastor Betty Wright and their 14-year-old grandson. Rev. Wright, 61 is in critical condition.

Along with the N.Y. Fellowship Mass Choir, Timothy Wright was nominated for a Grammy award for best traditional soul gospel album for 1994's "Come Thou Almighty King." He has released more than a dozen gospel recordings, including "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus," which came out last year. The Wrights, who have five sons, were returning from a Church of God in Christ conference in Detroit when their vehicle was struck Friday, said Leroy Johnson, a trustee at Grace Tabernacle. Their grandson D.J. Wright died the next night, according to a nursing supervisor at a hospital in Danville, Pa.
The crash also killed 44-year-old Lewisburg, Pa., resident John Pick, who drove the wrong way on eastbound Interstate 80 into the Wrights' vehicle, police said. The crash was being investigated.

--Please keep Rev. Wright in your prayers.

Bajan blogger Islandista blazed washed up R&B singer Mya in a recent post.

She's says:

So here’s what went down. Mya was scheduled to host at a pretty major event in Barbados last night - the Celebrity Party @ Club NXS in St. Lawrence Gap. A few hundred people showed up, eager to give Mya some love. But Miss Mya (who btw is an islandista by descent - I’m this close to revoking her credentials) was a no-show. It was not that she was not in the island.

She was very much in the island, lounging at the Hilton Hotel, which was allegedly paid for by the Tourism Authority. But word filtered back that she ‘did not feel’ like coming out to the club, but just felt like ‘chilling in her room’. Excuse you? So … you feel that this was just an all-expenses paid trip to Barbados just for the heck of it? Cos we like you that kinda way?

Um, no dahlin. You were paid to appear. And you damn lucky you were paid to appear at anything. Because you have not had a major hit since I was in secondary school … and I aint no young yam. According to Wikipedia (and every other black blog) you have not had a hit since 2003! Moreover, you have been ‘working on your album’ for the last 4 years. And you have allegedly been dropped from your label. Yet you feel you are big enough to buff Bajans? But who is you? Chick … we have RIHANNA - who by the way, has a hit on the charts RIGHT NOW - two actually!

Spotted at Islandista

---Puzzling thing is, I checked out Mya's Myspace page and it says that she was scheduled to appear at a club in Miami on the same day. Hmmm? Developing....

Apparently most Americans are none too saddened over the demise of former Senator Jesse Helms, a hardcore bigot who spent his last miserable years suffering from dementia alone in a nursing home.

Here's a sample from around the web:

"He was mean, cheap, petty and unloved. He was the ugliest kind of bigot and a stain on America. Anybody who says different is a liar." -Ken Layne
"But it would be dishonest to pretend that Jesse Helms was anything other than a caricature of a Southern bigot." -Nick Denton
"Far too late for it to do anybody any good, Jesse Helms has died. He has done so on Independence Day, which, since he was born too late to own slaves and in too liberal an age to allow him to outlaw sedition, will forever be his only resemblance to Thomas Jefferson and John Adams." -Hendrik Hertzberg
"To die on the Fourth of July, one can perhaps be forgiven for feeling, is or ought to be a privilege reserved for men of the stamp of John Adams and Thomas Jefferson, both of whom expired on that day in 1826, 50 years after the promulgation of the declaration. One doesn't want the occasion sullied by the obsequies for a senile racist buffoon." -Christopher Hitchens
"He both reflected and shaped, and helped legitimate and enshrine, a metastasizing array of virulent anti-democratic forces in American politics in the post World War II period." -Lisa Duggan, The Nation
"I seem to recall Jim Hunt trying to make hay of Senator Jesse Helms' ties to Salvadoran death squad macher Roberto d'Aubuisson, and that didn't work out so well. 1968 is in the punters' minds as far away and irrelevant as El Salvador. Helms' operatives did better calling Hunt 'SISSY, PRISSY, GIRLISH AND EFFEMINATE.' If you're going to go with the classics, go with classics that work!" -Roy Edroso
Today, we’re hearing through a “contact” at the Mayview Convalescent Center in Raleigh — where Helms died and spent his last rotten years — that the nursing home deliberately falsified the time of death, probably on orders from the Jesse Helms Center. If true, this proves that Jesse Helms actually went to Hell on the gay-lesbian-black Marxist July 3 holiday, “Juneteenth.” -Wonkette
"This is one person I will not be sorry has left this life to be judged finally by the God above. He was a devisive, bigoted caveman who had no fotting in any century esp the one he lived in." -Commenter ToBeFree

--Damn! Makes me wanna be a little nicer to a few folks, just so they don't bash my black ass once I'm gone. LOL.

Spotted at Gawker

So a few days ago, washed up rapper/D-list actor Fredro Starr dropped some corny ass decade-old bombshells regarding R & B singer Brandy's brain game. My first thought was "Why is this relevant?"...then my next thought is "Whe's his next failed album dropping?"

I guess I was right on both fronts. Fredro's group Onyx is preparing for the release of not one, but two new doses of hip hop f*ckery. Is anyone else disturbed by the fact that this guy is THIRTY FREAKIN SEVEN years old??? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Sorry kids, but that grimey sound went out about the same time as Cross Colors...try again!

If you haven't seen this foolishness...you're welcome.

ME...OF COURSE!

Yes, the chick is back from her birthday hiatus. And yes, it was absolutely wonderful! Thanks to everyone who helped made this week REALLY special! No I am still not revealing my actual age (that is none of your freakin B.I.), but thanks for caring none the less. BTW, I got two new babies for my b-day! Meet Dolce & Gabbana...and yes these boys are fabulous! hahaha.

I also have to say Happy Born day to my fellow blogger and cancer to my resident swag advisor Kynneth. Have a great one babe! And have a wonderful time at your party. Stop on by Swagger Style to show some b-day love.

Now back to our regularly scheduled f*ckery!

Hey Party People,

On your way out stop by a few of my favorite blogs. And Thanks to Marleaux, Brandon, Kyn, and Professora for the all b-day love!

Thou Shalt Not Covet, Unless It's A New Chanel Bag: Lolo's Cube

WTF? So That's What Killed Luther?: Yo’ Daily Dose

Solange Is Not So Swaggtacular: Swagger Style

G-Unit Performs In NYC: Street Anthem

Boogie Nights=Great Times: Single In LA

Hey kids!

News Flash: Even bloggers need breaks! This week I'm enjoying my born day as well as the holiday, so posts will be scarse and added at my (in no particular rush) disposal....sorry. LOL. Bear with me. Besides, you all should be out soakin up some sun and sippin on a cool cocktail anyway instead o being on the net anyway! but, if you're a blog addict and can't possibly go one day without surfing the net...check out the blogs in Hottest Blogs column.

Have a blessed Independence Day!
~Kisses~

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